Sunday, April 3, 2011

New York Ham on Wry















You never know who (above) or what (below) you're going to run into in New York. We're taking time out from playing with our imaginary friends to share with you a random selection of photos we've been collecting in our wanderings over the past year.











Samuel Mark painted this on a pink cotton terry cloth towel at the height of the bedbug infestation and taped it unceremoniously to a store gate as a warning. The temptation to steal the towel was nearly overwhelming.

















Jean says: Valerie shot this East Village storefront figure onto which someone had superimposed a Joker's face. The paper he's holding says "I can't afford to live in NYC".


















Fabulous chalk board sign in Lucien Freud style on Rivington Street. And is the guy Leigh Bowery?














Vegetable mosaic rotunda at the late, great Tabla restaurant, known for its unbeatable frozen mango margaritas (and its stunning rosemary naan).














Jean says: I loved sitting at the outdoor tables and gazing up at the fabulous vaulted ceiling outside Tabla Restaurant (while sipping my mango marguerita)!












One of the funnest storefronts in town. What you see is what you get.














Jean says: This homage to joe Strummer of the Clash faces Tompkins Square Park and never fails to put a smile on my face.














Even hidden by a huge column, way below eye level and faced by a non-descript door with security stickers, if you catch a glimpse of this original mosaic with the syncopated skyline, it will make your day in a city with so many look-alike banks and drug stores. This is one of several adorning New York Eyeworks.


















Jean says: Mac Daddy, flaunting his emerald green Mohawk, sits outside Laurie's Atelier on East 4th Street.


















Walking through a long tunnel in the 42nd Street subway station, we came across a series of wild ceramic depictions of New York. This one is an allusion to Times Square on New Year's Eve. If you know the artist's name, let us know.


















Jean says: Shortly after Valentine's Day, after Valerie had seen the East Village shop Obscura on a Discovery Channel TV show, we went to check it out in person. The window says it all: "Antiques and Oddities" - ranging from taxidermy to church candelabra. Some of the ephemera verged on Ripley's Believe It or Not types of items. My absolute favorite was the stuffed rat, prominently displayed in the window in a Valentine heart, complete with top hat fashioned from the store's business cards!


















Dior reopened its flagship store after months of refurbishment with this fabulous neon light depicting a Dior New Look from 1947. Society columns said John Galliano got the honor of flipping the light switch at the opening night party. Three months later, Galliano is gone. (So, alas, is the fabulous light. But visit their atrium anyway to see the wonderful metal 360 degree seat decorated in huge gingko leaves.)


















Jean says: This gorilla, propped on two mailboxes on Houston Street, was a real show stopper.


















There was a van in the front of this building on the lower east side, so the photo had to be shot from an angle, but all the artist's (owner's?) whimsy comes through.














Jean says: Before it closed, Colonial Restaurant on Houston Street used to have fabulous murals on its side wall. Although the George Seurat take-off was my all-time favorite, this faux Gaugin came in a close second. You'll note the added grafitti to the left above the boat.

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OUR HATS OFF TO THE MAN REPELLER
(and remember, we almost never take our hats off!)


Wandering around Williamsburgh today, first at the flea market and then down Bedford Avenue, we were stunned and ever so flattered to be recognized multiple times (by people "young enough to be our children", as folks our age often say) who have seen us in Lina Plioplyte's and Ari Seth Cohen’s video. We stopped into the naughtily named Fille de Joie (among many other places), where we learned that we have The Man Repeller to thank for that. Click above to see her website; click here to see her posting on the video.

THANK YOU, MAN REPELLER. We love everything you love. (We just loved it before you were born!) LOL!

Friday, April 1, 2011

Stephen Petronio Dance Company April 5th Performance & Gala


















Jean says: Dahlings! All of you who always ask us where to go & what to do, PAY ATTENTION! Here's our personal recommendation for THE best artistic & social event of Spring 2011:

Tuesday evening, April 5th is the Stephen Petronio Company's opening night at the Joyce Theater, with a gala cocktail reception after the performance. The glamorous Lucy Liu is chairing the benefit committee along with Willem Dafoe, Lou Reed & Laurie Anderson -- and Beatric Ost! Costumes are by Tara Subkoff for Imitation of Christ (wouldn't the nuns just love that!). Nick Cave did the music. The opening night gala features the New York premiere of Underland (which Stephen originally choreographed for the Australian Ballet).

2011 is the year of the tutu! Discover your inner Black Swan. (I did!)

Of course, Valerie is coming as are all of the usual suspects. Click on the photo evite for all the pertinent details. Gala tickets are just $250 and include both the performance and the gala reception afterward. Most of the cost of the ticket is tax dedutictible. You'll be supporting the arts & mixing and mingling with gorgeous dancers - and, of course, with us! To purchase tickets, call 212-473-1660 or email ariel@stephenpetronio.com Tickets can be purchased online at stephenpetronio.com.

I've seen an excerpt of Underland and it blew me away. Take my word for it -- the choreography is truly wonderful, the dancers are thoroughbreds, and the music is to die for!

Here's the scoop on the location of the gala cocktail reception: The venue this year is the very groovy Hotel Griffou restaurant on 9th Street between 5th and 6th Avenues. Click on the link to see the place -- lots of open space & private rooms to hang out in, to see & be seen! (Go to http://www.griffou.com/)

I do hope you can join us on Tuesday evening. Of course, we intend to "dress to kill"! The performance starts promptly at 7:30 PM at the JoyceTheater, 175 Eighth Avenue @ 19th St. Sweeties -- Be there or be hopelessly square!

Check out the photo of the dancers on page 1 of this week's issue of Time Out New York, and the article on page 45 by Gia Kourlas.